Title: The Seven Stages of Drunk
Author: Classic She
Rating: Teen
Summary:  Drabble - Josh's delicate system 

Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine, they just tell me things, and I scribble it down.

Stage 1: First Beer and/or Mixed Drink

Mood: Bouncy

Stage 2: Second Beer and/or Mixed Drink

Mood: Relaxed

Stage 3: Being informed I have delicate system, by:

A) Donna, directly

B) Donna, as channeled by one of her cohorts, or

C) Donna, via subliminal inculcation in my reptilian brain stem.

Mood: Annoyed

Stage 4: Third Beer and/or Mixed Drink

Mood: Cranky

Stage 5: Cab ride to the only address I can recall

Mood: Confused

Stage 6: Confrontation with

A) Donna

B)  Donna's roommate, or

C)  Donna's roommate's cats

Mood: Groggy

Stage 7: Morning, Sunshine, Cats on my head

Mood: Nauseated

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